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Ever since the first tortured soul attempted to hit a small ball with a crooked stick and hit the ball straight golfers have driven themselves half insane wondering if the Golf God is real. Wonder no more you poor souls obsessed with the agonizing game of golf. THE GOLF GOD IS REAL! The Golf God appeared to a devastated Shanks in the bar of the Fleece Muni after Shanks had choked an 18 inch putt to lose a bet. The Golf God informed Shanks he had been chosen to be the Golf Gods disciple. Why have I been chosen?" Shanks asked in utter bewilderment. "Because you are the worst putter I have ever seen and to continue to play the game you have to be consumed with unquestionable devotion," answered the Golf God righteously. The Golf God also informed Shanks he would be blessed to write the Golf Gods' legacy. In between beer, cigarettes, and pizza the Golf God told Shanks the real history of golf, made clear what golf terms really mean, explained why we play the game, gave a few tips about putting, driving, and chipping, and revealed secrets on how to improve your game without spending thousands of dollars on golf lessons. Shanks also shared several stories about real life golfers - the kind who take your hard earned cash and lie about their handicaps. Grab a slice of pizza, have a beer, then sit back and enjoy the conversations between Shanks and the Golf God. (Side note: The Golf God is overjoyed when you play golf on Sunday and is not affiliated with any organized religion.)
